Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

As some of you may or may not know, I am a little person. And as a little person, I have little hands and feet. I mean sure when you see just my pinkies they look abnormally small but, dammit, I'm proportionate. Because of my size, people come up with some great jokes. Here's one of them:

Angie and I were talking at work about who was would be going out that night. So, I started to count with my hands. When I got to 10 and Angie says, "No Julie. That's only 9 and a half."