Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

Tonight I was fortunate enough to work with Faye and Tracy.  Faye starts off her story...

Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

I have a couple today...

Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

My work has about a 90% female population.  Today in my department of Hematology, it was all women.  This is what I heard today...

Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

I've decided to change "Jokes My Boyfriend/other people have made about me" to "Humorous conversations I've had."  Easier to group together.

We're getting ready for bed and brushing our teeth. Paul is looking at his floss...

Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

Paul and I had just started hang out together. After watching our first movie, he decides to make a move. By this time, I had told him all the jokes...

Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

As some of you may or may not know, I am a little person. And as a little person, I have little hands and feet. I mean sure when you see just my pinkies they look abnormally small but, dammit, I'm proportionate. Because of my size, people come up with some great jokes. Here's one of them:

Angie and I were talking at work about who was would be going out that night. So, I started to count with my hands. When I got to 10 and Angie says, "No Julie. That's only 9 and a half."

Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

After following Tyler Has Nothing To Say, I decided to take his idea but change it up a bit. A new segment called: "Jokes My Boyfriend Has Made About Me". I just thought I'd try something non-CrossFit related.

"Aww. She's so embarrassed she's turning orange."