Humorous Conversations I've Had or Heard

I've decided to change "Jokes My Boyfriend/other people have made about me" to "Humorous conversations I've had."  Easier to group together.

We're getting ready for bed and brushing our teeth. Paul is looking at his floss...
Paul: "You know, I could blindfold you with this."
Julie: "No, you can't! You would need shoelaces."